Hostess Photos

Sweet merciful crap this is a creepy page!

I guess you could say I was on the selfie bandwagon before it was a big deal. The hostess shot started over ELEVEN FREAKING YEARS AGO!! when I decided to document EXACTLY how I looked when I updated the site (by hardcoding it in HTML, naturally) by snapping a quick webcam picture and uploading it to the website. Mind you, that state-of-the-art webcam of 2003 took worse photos than my cellphone does now. That changed awfully quickly, as I realized I usually looked like crap when I coded. Ponytail, glasses, fleece. It became really redundant.

And I used the term “hostess” at the time because it was a play off of “hosting” a website. It’s less funny now. You had to be there.

Since I blog a few times a week now (it used to be 3x per day!) I’ve updated the photo less and less frequently. I’m striving for one every 1-2 months now. I don’t have a webcam hooked up to my PC anymore, so the recent pics are either taken in my bathroom mirror, by someone else, or with my phone.

Crazy makeup, bad hair, eleven years of terrifying aging…you name it…it’s here. I was much more into myself 11 years ago, that’s for sure.

Enjoy, you little voyeurs you!

Oh…and if my gratuitous hostess page can leave you with ONE inspirational message, let it be this: Hair grows back.

hostess109October, 2014. Atlanta. August, 2014. Virginia Beach August, 2014. Virginia Beach hostess107
April, 2014. Disney again.

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March, 2014. Hair long again!

February, 2013. Haircut!

December 2, 2012. Getting my dough on.

Summer, 2012. With Ollie.

September, 2010. Parked and bored at lunchtime.

August, 2010. Brother’s rehearsal dinner.

June 18, 2010. At work. That’s “Kim Possible” hanging from my monitor.

May 29, 2010. Mah new sunhat.

March, 2010.

February 10, 2010

September 26, 2009

June 27, 2009

May, 2009

March, 2009

November 13, 2008

October something, 2008

September 5, 2008 – 36th birthday

July 10, 2008

June 22, 2008

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April 14, 2008

December 20, 2007

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July 27, 2007

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April 12, 2007

January 12, 2007

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