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There’s something wrong with my weather app

27 Oct

Let’s see…

Today: raining. Blah, but expected.
Tomorrow: Partly sunny. Okay.
Sunday: Sunny. Great!
Monday: Cloudy. Eh.
Tuesday: Rain. Good. If not the 823 mushrooms that have sprouted around our apartment will surely die.

Saturday. Saturday…what’s that? No. Can’t be..

Dandelions! Yes…HAS to be dandelions.

(re: my last post — you guys are great. <3 )

Crapslush

18 Jan

It’s what I call those winter storms where you have a layer of ice on top of a layer of slush on the ground. It’s that type of winter storm that forces you to crack open your car before going to work.

Want to go to work? You'll have to work for it.

Which is what greeted me today.

It’s not horrible, but it’s not summer.

I hate you, weather.com

17 Jan

Dear weather.com,

I checked you tonight to see about the newest stupid winter crapslush storm that’s headed our way and what do you do to me? THIS.

This is NOT nice!

Firstly, as all of the Disney snobs will say, it’s “Walt Disney World.” The one in California is Disneyland. Florida is Walt Disney World. Get it straight.

Secondly, what a douchebaggy thing to do! You know I yearn for warm weather and palm trees and I haven’t been to my MousekeMecca lately. And you just rub that in my face by suggesting I check the weather there? (75 and partly sunny tomorrow) instead of the weather here? (42 with rain/freezing rain/wind)

You stink.

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