LadyGypsy.net – the blog of Kimberly Dowd of New Jersey

I get a lot of great comments – my post about being at my job eleven years inspired a bunch of really unique ones. Unfortunately, they ended up as spam, so I’m answering them here:

From Jenny, whose interest is a phone number reverse lookup site:

As an amateur writer from Brisbane, Australia, I seldomly come across really well written publications like your blog which really helps me inspirationally. It shows me what superb postings are all about. There are lots of low quality writings on the web and it’s very sad. Thank you for your well written posts! I frequently read your blog and enjoy the content you share. I look forward to more of your work.

Thanks, Jenny! I’m sorry that not more people in Brisbane, Australia write about jobs, Play-Doh and dog noses. You should drop that shady reverse lookup site and start a blog! Change starts with you, Jenny!

Pandora Charms & Bracelets writes:

What they’re doing now isn’t working. They’re losing ground to McCain.

Hi, this is Kim from 2008 responding. Don’t worry, they’ll beat McCain. But I bet Cindy McCain would LOVE a new bracelet to wear to the concession speech.

“Bigger” writes:
Hi all, I’ve finally settle down with a theme(there’s more to do and customize) and also done my homework. Tell me what do you think, bigger pen1s Dot Com. I’m not sure you guys can add a comment about the products? We can help out each another commenting on it? I’m not sure. Of course not about products review but tips, fashion, coupon and lots more. Any idea? Thanks!

I totally think you’d be a great fit for my work’s new Daily Deal promotion. How does “50% off 50% more” sound?

And finally, Lakendra from a website that promotes a way to improve your vision without glasses writes:

I found this post very good. I searched to find something similar but it couldn`t find anything. Most of your posts are useful for me, thanks a lot.

Lately I’ve been enjoying the malicious spam that I’m getting at my work mail. Each one has a zip file attached that’s guaranteed to eat my face if I open it, but the messages are just delightful and specially tailored to evade the junk filters.

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Hello,

Thank you and I apologize,
Rachel Perdue Finance/Marketing Intern

Dear Rachel, your paper ate my face. Plus, if you’re across the street from campus, why are you relying on a car anyway?

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I was wondering, whenever you get a chance, if you could e-mail me the rules and regulations as well as playoff setup that we received a few weeks ago for the Thursday Night Fun Bunch? We can’t find the copy you gave us anywhere.
Thanks,
Cruz Locke

Dear Cruz, your attached schedule ate my face. Plus, is the Fun Bunch related to the Funky Bunch? (that’s a video link, auto-play…be warned)

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You’re invited to another LIVE performance featuring: “KEVAN WILKINS”,”LENIE”,”THE TRUTH”,and “TREKAS SIMS” This Friday, August 13th from 9pm to 1am.

For your convenience, I am attaching driving directions.

Dear unnamed person, your attached driving directions ate my face. Plus, LENIE is a talentless Lady Gaga ripoff and Kevan Wilkins gave me the clap*!

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I’d share some of my spam blog comments, but they’re all so nice and flattering that I print them out and keep them under my pillow. Russians love me.

*Does the clap still exist?