Tag Archives: humor

#occupyNewtonLake is a failure

20 Dec

In light of recent news surrounding nearby Newton Lake, I have to reshare this photo

Dec 19: Body Found in Newton Lake
Dec 9: Update: Oaklyn Man Dies After Driving Car Into Newton Lake
Sep 8:That’s Crumby: Man Caught in Alleged Doughnut Dumping
July 9: ‘Submerged Vehicle’ Brings No Comment From Oaklyn Police

(sorry, C-P…Patch doesn’t archive stories)

The Feeling Up of the Green

16 Mar

Email conversation, today:

Me: I’m trying to remember – do I have dumb St. Patty’s day things to wear tomorrow?

WM: Hrm. Not sure. You could always hit up Spencers or Target for props.

Me: Ugh. Not Spencers. I’d get “Ye Crust” from there.

WM: *laughs* Well, something like that, anyway.

Me: “Here’s your Shamrock deely-boppers, light up earrings, sample d1ld0 and some crabs. Can I have your email address for our mailing list?”

Would you be mine?

14 Mar

I have reason to believe the ghost of Mr. Rogers visited my car not long ago.

Just another day at my dee-luxe apartment in the sky.

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