LadyGypsy.net – the blog of Kimberly Dowd of New Jersey

Max hates to be toweled off after a rainy walk:

Ollie savors it:

From my cell phone!

Brothers and very best friends

Max: mom i dont think u shud go to werk today.
Ollie: (blank stare)
Max: dont u want to crall back into bed with us?
Ollie: (blank stare)
Max: aww. u r puting shoos on. shoos meen werk.
Ollie: i choo shoos
Max: can i at leest hav a treet?
Ollie: srsly

Note to new readers – Max is the brown terrier. He is 7. Ollie is the overgrown Cocker Spaniel. He is 18 months. When they appear, it indicates a lack of imagination on my part. Happy Monday!

Dear dogs and cats,

We have TWO water bowls here for you. Two water bowls so that you can drink separately without having to endure the other species’ stink which apparently offends you so.

But as much as you like YOUR bowl, there is another bowl. So if your bowl is empty and you start complaining, and I get up and the OTHER bowl is brimming with water, I’m a-gonna be pissed.

The four of you would make a very nice coat.

Love, me

PS: Ollie, if you drop your slobbery Kong Binkie on me while I’m in bed one more time I’m chucking it out the window.