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Friday Five: Rules

19 Feb

Woohoo! It’s Friday Five time again, which’ll be my THIRD new post this week. Whew. This week’s called “Rules”.

1. Be honest: what are some rules you have for yourself that don’t really make much sense?

Nowadays I only get out of bed when the minute hand is on a :05 or a :00. So I’ll get out of bed at 6:30 or 6:35, but not 6:33. I have no idea what I do this. Maybe it’s laziness, because a rule like that only results in my staying in bed as much as 4 minutes longer.

Yeah. It’s silly.

2. What rules of questionable sense did your parents have for you when you were young?

Nothing really questionable although I will say the only kids I grew up with who had a stricter upbringing than mine were the “fundie” kids.

3. What’s a rule most people (if not all people) seem never to obey?

When you’re waiting to get on an elevator, let people exit first. It’s rude to push yourself on while people are trying to exit. Certain people in my apartment building will ALWAYS stand directly in front of the doors when they open and run right into people. I’m seriously not trying to be racist or insensitive or politically correct, but I wonder if it’s a cultural thing.

4. There are no rules governing the giving and receiving of Valentine’s Day gifts, but what rules should there be?

Speaking as someone who does not go out on V-Day anymore because I am old and cheap, I’d lke to see Valentine’s Day become a holiday for couples again. Cards/candy for kids are fine, but I’m slightly squicked by the growing trend of taking your daughter/son out on a “date” that day. Parent/kid dates are cute, but can we have one day out for the grownups?

5. If the Golden Rule says you should do unto others as you’d have others do unto you, what would the Silver and Bronze rules say?

Silver: Obey the Golden Rule, but don’t be a doormat. At some point, you have to quit putting yourself out for certain people because they’ll use you.
Bronze: Don’t leave an empty food product container where someone else could possibly think it’s still full. That’s cruel.

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Wt: 167.8
Dream: I was hanging out at a NKOTB concert. :)

Bats in the belfry

9 Jan

The work situation is lightning up a bit. We’re not publishing as many special sections anymore (a good call, imo) so there are fewer campaigns for me to schedule and that gives me more time to do better work on the rest of the things I have to do. Like making banner ads.

While I don’t have any formal background in banner ad design, it’s been part of my job for the last 10 years. I’d like to think I’ve improved greatly over that time.

Yesteday I got a request to build six (!) banners for a local fuel company. One of the banners is to “have a fuel truck pulling or towing a metal tank or container” across it. I couldn’t find any stock images of a fuel truck, so I decided to create one in Photoshop instead.

Branding removed to protect the innocent

If this truck could be ANY cuter, Hello Kitty would be driving it. I deleted the logo because the customer hasn’t seen it yet.

Every Friday night, WM and I watch Lar deSouza (artist for “Least I Could Do” and “Looking For Group“) draw live on uStream. And I swear up and down watching him use Photoshop every week has made such a difference in how I use Photoshop in my daily work!

Something I’ve learned: Use highlights and gradients to create roundness and shadows to create depth. I can’t just tack a wheel on top of a truck, because the wheel actually resides inside a wheel well. That simple smudged “shadow” on the ground puts the truck on the ground instead of floating in mid air.

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Dream: There is a bat in the apartment. It hides in closets and tries to pluck out my eyes. Nobody will help us get rid of the bat, as it is part of a big MTV Punked-type reality show that’s filming my abject terror.

Today’s weight: 177.8
Weight change: -2.6

Under renovation

3 Oct

Looks a little different, doesn’t it? This is a free theme I found called Elegance. I like to build the site design myself, but this provided a quick and easy jumpstart.

I’ll be sure to clutter it up soon with my usual crap.

Things I want to change:

  • The stapler. Came with the design.
  • Right now you can’t see number of comments on a post from the home page
  • Collapse the archives into a dropdown list again. I have a lot of archives.
  • Add CommentLuv in.
  • Beef up the footer a bit.

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