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Cookie roundup 2012

And cookie season is over! Phew!

I made six different types of cookies this year. The first kind was 10 dozen candy cane kiss cookies (detailed here). Six dozen of those went to a cookie swap, and the remaining 4 dozen were brought to workplaces and devoured at home long before Santa began to pack his sleigh.

Christmas Day tray.

Christmas Day tray.

This is the tray I brought to Christmas dinner. Clockwise from top: Brown Sugar Cookies, Glazed Lemon Cookies, Sugar Cookie Cutouts (I used a franken-recipe this year), Snickerdoodles and Spritz cookies in the center.

Some 2012 cookie season observations:

Limiting myself: I used to go CRAZY with cookies. But this year I realized that our holidays are getting smaller. Grown kids alternate holidays with different families, some choose to bail altogether, and older people aren’t eating as many sweets. The six batches above were enough for the Christmas Day tray, two boxes of cookies mailed out, a tray to bring into TNP tomorrow, plus cookies for my own snacking pleasure through the end of the year. Next year I might only make three batches.

Freezing: On December first, I made the dough for the lemon cookies, sugar cookies and brown sugar cookies and froze them all. I rolled the lemon cookie dough into a log before wrapping it in foil-backed parchment paper. The sugar cookie dough was frozen in two discs. The brown sugar cookie dough was placed into a lock-and-lock container. I’m shocked at how efficient this was: it was no trouble at all to mix the doughs one right after another, and it was doubly-nice to be able to have cookies immediately baking while I made the last two types.

Decorating: This year I tried to pipe royal frosting onto the sugar cookies. I’m not into decorating cookies, so I didn’t know that there are two consistencies of frosting — a stiffer type to pipe along the borders and a runnier type to fill in. The frosting I made was too pooly for the edges. Instead I used a knife to spread the frosting on. The edges aren’t crisp, but whatever. I was going to do white, red, and green frosting but I wasn’t feeling it after the green batch. There’s a container of sad, unfrosted candy cane shaped cookies that never made a tray. Eh. This year I also had the epiphany of mixing red and green sugars in with the cinnamon/sugar mixture I roll the snickerdoodles in before I bake them. Much more festive this way. I can’t believe I never thought of it before.

Gel Food Coloring: I grew up using liquid food coloring, which screws with the consistency of your dough and provides only a tepid color unless you used the entire bottle. This year I tried gel coloring, which gives your cookies amazing play-doh quality color! I don’t even want to know what that crap is made of. Seriously, don’t tell me.

Cookie Presses: I’ve had metal presses and mechanical presses through the years and they all disappointed me. My favorite workhorse is the Wilton Comfort Grip Cookie Press. It’s a very sturdy plastic and does the job. It’s crazy-easy to clean, especially for the lazy. Like me.

CookieCam: Didn’t happen because of the strange setup of this kitchen. It’s shallow and wouldn’t fit my laptop. I played with the idea of streaming from the iPad, but the only place I could comfortably place it without fear of it falling provided a lovely boob-only point of view. And the market’s saturated with those types of cams. Maybe next year I’ll look into a wireless webcam.

Bye, kitchen! See you next December! ;)

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Being cheap!

Easter dinner was held at the lovely Kristen’s house* and it was magnificent. I was tasked with bringing dessert. I checked out Pinterest for inspiration and found these:

There's a mood-killer, hm?

Whoa. While completely in tune with the THEME of Easter, the tone of those cupcakes borders on the macabre. (I have no idea where these came from. The link on Pinterest was spammy)

Rather than recreate The Passion of the Pastries, I decided to make a carrot cake. I found a carrot cake recipe on Smitten Kitchen. I have NEVER gone wrong with Deb’s recipes.

It was around noon today that I realized I had no way of taking a layer cake anywhere. I don’t have a cake carrier. I wandered into CVS after church** and while I didn’t see any cake carriers, I saw that they were selling Easter baskets for $5.99 and basket wraps for $1.99. Score!

I filled the bottom of the basket with crumpled up aluminum foil and put a cake pan on top of it to build a raised base. I set the finished cake on a plate and put the plate on top of the pan. Wrapped the basket up and voilĂ !***

An Easter-y (and cheap!) way of taking a cake to dinner. And oh my gosh the cake was so good.

*and my brother John’s house too but he doesn’t have a blog or bylines anywhere.

**I went back to church today. It felt really good.

*** Not viola. Not walla. Not wallah.

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Engagement ring, designed by Apple in California

(Return of the ax murderer handwriting!)

Oh, the ring will come eventually, when I decide what the heck I want. But we’ve been wanting an iPad since the first one came out and even though we seriously, absolutely do NOT need one, I got tired of drooling for an object that people buy for toddlers.

The iPad is sweet. Oh so sweet. This is our Christmas gift to us.

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Anyway, I’m off from the sloggy job today. Here’s the plan…

1) Vaccccuuumm*
2) Make cookie dough for Kristen’s cookie swap tomorrow.
3) Head to Best Buy and maybe Wegmans for lunch and eggnog if it’s not too crowded.
4) Bake six dozen cookies
5) Complete 2 loads of laundry.
6) Find a cute and jaunty way to print out the cookie recipe for the swap.

My “extra-credit” items –

Extra credit 1) Bake the sugar cut-out cookie dough that I have frozen.
Extra credit 2) Find a Christmas gift that’ll get to my Dad by, you know, Christmas.
Extra credit 3) Pick up the family cards at Hallmark. It’s in the same center as Best Buy and Wegmans.If I do this, I’ll reward myself with something at Starbucks.

*If you don’t know how to spell it and are too lazy to look it up, may as well make your mistake with wild abandon, right?

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Potpourri

As I was walking back to the apartment after dropping off some recycling, I overheard two older ladies talking in the hallway:

Lady 1: How did you know that?
Lady 2: Oh, there was a lovely arty-cull* in the paper? Pictures and all!
(I smile as I reach my door.)
Lady 1: Oh, I don’t read the newspaper anymore. It’s all trash.
(I weep and resolve to continue stocking canned goods and start dividing my 2-ply TP into 2 separate rolls)

*I love how older people talk here in South Jersey. The vowels have lives of their own. Acme = ack-a-me. Towel = tale. Mine = my-yin. Leg = laig.

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Continuing down my hippy-dippy path I started using baking soda as a natural scrub to exfoliate my skin. A teaspoon of it combined with my ren faire soap really made a difference! I can’t stop touching my face! I’ve been Proactiv-free since August and my breakouts aren’t any worse.

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I went to Halloween party two Saturdays ago and since my meat-dress plan turned out to be a rancid one, I quickly bought some ladybug gear to go with my black dress & platinum wig and went as Lady GagaBug. I won for most original costume. Go figure! I was going to wear it again to John & Kristen’s party too, but I was laid up that day with a stupid fever.

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I baked a spiced applesauce cake from a recipe on Smitten Kitchen. This cake was seriously easy and seriously awesome. Not only that, but the ingredients are common! No free-range, free-trade ingredients from the wild jungle of Ooomfoofoo that you can only get at a store where they’ll offer you a bunny for dessert.

I’ll be making this for every event for at least a year.

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