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The colors of spring

23 Mar

I’m a magazine junky. I subscribe to RealSimple & Martha Stewart Living but I usually end up buying a few more each month. It’s a huge waste of money and I’ve tried to pare down. But it seems I’m either “on” Mountain Dew or “on” magazines and since the WW thing started Mountain Dew and I are on the outs.

So magazines it is.

One of the neatest things about magazines is the similarities in colors. The October issues are always orange, the December ones are red, the January ones are white.

And the April issue are always sunny yellow. :)

Wt: 165.6 – 14.8 pounds lost
Dream: I was vacationing in a somewhat hippie somewhat nudist bed&breakfast/commune in Aruba. Fake Aruba is gorgeous. Commune full of nudes? Not so gorgeous.

Friday Five: Deadlines

12 Mar

Holy crap. Work has been kicking my BUTT for the last 3 weeks! Luckily, the Friday Five is here to give me a reason to push my maudlin Sunday photos post down a bit. This week’s topic is about a topic near and dear to a newspaper worker’s heart…Deadlines.

1) When was the last time you had a serious deadline to make, and did you make it?

Today, actually, and yes. I had to whip together a prototype website and a flash-based pseudo-slot machine for a presentation that’s to be held next week. I’m on furlough starting Monday so it had to be done today. I made it, but not without stressing and binging on baby carrots, fruit cups & coffee. (bad, BAD combo)

2) Do you generally plan for deadlines, or are they more likely to sneak up on you until you’re frantic?

I usually plan for deadlines, but in my field sometimes they just appear without warning.

3) When did you last set a deadline for someone else, and did that person make it?

No. Nobody at work meets my deadlines. NOBODY.

4) How flexible and understanding are you when it comes to other people meeting your deadlines?

When nobody ever meets your own deadlines, you basically get beaten into submission. So I’m rather easy going. Here’s an example….

(time: 11:00am)
Ad Rep: I sold an ad to start tomorrow.
Me: Great! Please get me the ad by 4:45 so I can schedule it before I leave.
Ad Rep: Okay.

(time: 4:59pm)
Ad Rep: I just sent you the ad. Sorry! Bye! (goes home)
Me: (mutters, stays the extra time to schedule ad. Why? Because the ad rep will blame ME if it doesn’t start on time.)

5) What were the circumstances the last time you hung up on someone in the middle of a phone call, or the last time someone hung up on you in the middle of a phone call?

I don’t hang up on people. If it’s an unsolicited phone call, I will interrupt to say I’m not interested rather then let the poor person go through a 10 minute spiel.

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Wt: 166.2 – .2 down from last week. I’ll take it.
Dream: I was in a Beyonce video. I may have even been Beyonce, but it’s sketchy.

Stop dressing like a bum!

3 Dec

Dream, 12/3:

Dennis Basso, designer of great coats for the fashion world (and of fake fur coats for QVC, which is how I know him) shows up at my apartment.

He then berates me: You need to stop dressing like a bum! You need to stop wearing the same 3 pair of pants to work* and get a bit of style back.

Me: But I’m big.

Dennis: You’re not as big as you think. Besides, look at me! I’m huge! And I still wear great suits!

Me: Okay.

Dennis: And stop wearing your pajamas pants out to walk the dog! You’re an adult woman! DRESS LIKE ONE!

* I have four pair of nice pants for work, thank you very much. That plus jeans on Friday and an occasional skirt and I’m set for my sit-all-day, see-no-one job.

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