Lovely spam!
12 Aug
Lately I’ve been enjoying the malicious spam that I’m getting at my work mail. Each one has a zip file attached that’s guaranteed to eat my face if I open it, but the messages are just delightful and specially tailored to evade the junk filters.
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Hello,
As you know, I car-pool with Jayesh due to the fact that my car is being repaired. And now his car is in the shop. I am unable to make it to todays class. I live across the street from the campus and can drop off a hard copy of my paper if you like. A copy is also attached.
Thank you and I apologize,
Rachel Perdue Finance/Marketing Intern
Dear Rachel, your paper ate my face. Plus, if you’re across the street from campus, why are you relying on a car anyway?
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I was wondering, whenever you get a chance, if you could e-mail me the rules and regulations as well as playoff setup that we received a few weeks ago for the Thursday Night Fun Bunch? We can’t find the copy you gave us anywhere.
Thanks,
Cruz Locke
Dear Cruz, your attached schedule ate my face. Plus, is the Fun Bunch related to the Funky Bunch? (that’s a video link, auto-play…be warned)
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You’re invited to another LIVE performance featuring: “KEVAN WILKINS”,”LENIE”,”THE TRUTH”,and “TREKAS SIMS” This Friday, August 13th from 9pm to 1am.
(Admission is free. A portion of drink and food purchases will go to the artists. Please come and show your support)
If you haven’t had a chance to see these great performers this is a great time to check them out. For those of you who know Kevan Wilkins, he will be showing off his guitar skills again. There might even be an appearance from Perry Cobb on the sax. Hope you can make it to the show!
For your convenience, I am attaching driving directions.
Dear unnamed person, your attached driving directions ate my face. Plus, LENIE is a talentless Lady Gaga ripoff and Kevan Wilkins gave me the clap*!
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I’d share some of my spam blog comments, but they’re all so nice and flattering that I print them out and keep them under my pillow. Russians love me.
*Does the clap still exist?
BWAHAHA… that rates very high in the amusement value scale.
I no longer get funny spam. or, at least, I have not opened enough of them to find anything interesting.
It’s like instead of SPAM I get TREAT, (the “other” canned meat product)
pero´s last [type] ..Sleeplessness- continued…