Stop dressing like a bum!
3 Dec
Dream, 12/3:
Dennis Basso, designer of great coats for the fashion world (and of fake fur coats for QVC, which is how I know him) shows up at my apartment.
He then berates me: You need to stop dressing like a bum! You need to stop wearing the same 3 pair of pants to work* and get a bit of style back.
Me: But I’m big.
Dennis: You’re not as big as you think. Besides, look at me! I’m huge! And I still wear great suits!
Me: Okay.
Dennis: And stop wearing your pajamas pants out to walk the dog! You’re an adult woman! DRESS LIKE ONE!
* I have four pair of nice pants for work, thank you very much. That plus jeans on Friday and an occasional skirt and I’m set for my sit-all-day, see-no-one job.
