Getting to know myself
Posted November 8th, 2009 by Kimberly DowdGuess what I learned today? When I’m stressed out, I clench my jaw and grind my teeth in my sleep. Awesome. Found out because for the last few days I’ve woken up feeling like I’ve been punched in the jaw.
Dream:
I meet Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Stars and admire the new short-short hairdo she’s sporting. I admire it so much that I get my hair chopped in the same style, and end up looking like Ellen DeGeneres. (Lovely funny woman, not the hair for me.)
This is very bad. Family and friends are literally YELLING at me because of my stupid hair. I meet Karina in the street again, and notice her hair is long and curly.
“Hey…what happened to that haircut?” I asked. “It looked so good on you that I had THIS done.”
Karina looks at me in disgust and replies, “It was a wig.”
Fail.
