Dubious sponsorship

Having been raised on a steady diet of Sydney Omarr & Joyce Jillson I subscribe to a text message service that delivers my horoscope every day at noon. Yes, my day’s in full swing by then and no, I don’t take it seriously. But it’s entertaining and the texts are free w/my phone package, so that’s enough for me.

But since nothing’s ever FREE, each horoscope has a text sponsor beneath it.

And sometimes it seems like the horoscope was custom-written for the sponsor:

Talk about synergy!

But that’d never happen, right?