Stand in the place where you live

Now face North! Think about direction Wonder why you haven’t before

Now stand in the place where you work. Now face West!

Think about the place where you live Wonder why you haven’t before

These are actual answers from actual high school kids after a week and a half unit on the geography of the United States. Names omitted to protect the innocent.

If you are confused, check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around

(apologies to R.E.M.)

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