On notice
17 Dec
Dear dogs and cats,
We have TWO water bowls here for you. Two water bowls so that you can drink separately without having to endure the other species’ stink which apparently offends you so.
But as much as you like YOUR bowl, there is another bowl. So if your bowl is empty and you start complaining, and I get up and the OTHER bowl is brimming with water, I’m a-gonna be pissed.
The four of you would make a very nice coat.
Love, me
PS: Ollie, if you drop your slobbery Kong Binkie on me while I’m in bed one more time I’m chucking it out the window.
don’t forget about the toilet bowl as back up. my cat thinks that is his alternative drinking dish.
Ozzie (cat) gets really pissed when Arliss (dog) drinks all the water from the cats’ dispenser.
I wake up and he’s looking at me like, “Yo, Dad…psst…come over here and check out our food dishes, man. Darn dog ate everything again. Can we just get rid of him already?”
At least you take the time to write about your dogs. I will when I have good things to day about Arliss, so don’t hold your breath. I swear all he does is eat the cat’s presents from their boxes–maybe he thinks they are Almond Rocas–and fart.
I put up with a lot from dogs, but the number one thing that gets me instantly white-hot, seething angry is when the dogs visit the litter box for a treat.
This is a riot!! I don’t have the water bowl problem, but lately, Morgan feels free to eat out of every bowl. So I get Elphie or Casey coming up to me with big sad eyes and looks of “Mom, Morgan’s eating my food….”
And I don’t have a slobbery Kong Binkie problem, but Elphie…. just because the shortest distance between two points is a straight line does NOT mean you can walk across me, especially my HEAD and FACE to cross to the other side of the bed!