Thanks, MSN. Have some Cheetos.
14 Oct
I have MSN as my homepage. I know there are better, more customizable portal pages out there, but where else can I be greeted with a group of diverse headlines such as:
- 6-year-old’s chalk doodle draws citation for graffiti (Poor Simon.)
- Most depressing jobs ranked (No comment.)
- Von Trapp stepson dies (So long…farewell…auf weidersehen goodbye! – and really…he was a Von Trapp SON, and the stepson of Maria.)
each morning?
This morning I clicked on the “The Most Flattering Fall Trends for…” featurette, selecting the “Pear Shaped Figure” option because…well…you know.
Here’s suggestion #2.
Great. Only slide 2 and they’re telling me to hide behind a big ass bag. I’m thinking slide three will say “Keep a Western Lowland Gorilla (preferably of the oversized purple variety) on a leash next to you…nothing draws attention away from hips more than standing next to a menacing gorilla! Plus, you can keep his bananas in this big ass bag!”
I like the bag!!!! Bit like luggage though isn’t it???? Thank you so much for the lovely comment you left. She is just like a little doll. Can’t wait to go over on holiday next year in March to play with her. I have bought her so many little outfits. Must check in at the Disney shop what they have in her tiny little age group. She is only 2.5kg and 49cm long but perfect in every way.
Ok, I took a look at the woman in the “Pear Shaped Figures” link – and she impressed me. She looked great in the slides (I liked slide 1 at first). I realize she probably isn’t representative of the pear shaped women population, but from the pics you have posted of yourself, you hold your own!
I’m, sorry – but that is fucking hilarious. Shouldn’t the straps be longer? Maybe cut some leg-holes in it and just hop right inside!!